5. The Da Nang Dunts – Siem Reap, Cambodia

With both Pub Street and Angkor Wat calling, our three wandering rascals survived the six-hour taxi ride to Siem Reap. Two thirds of the gang enjoyed those six hours more than the other third.

But arrive they did, and it’s always a pleasant surprise to find that your previously booked hotel is actually surprisingly nice.

Being hung over can be thirsty work, but these boys are cunning and sniffed out hydrating stops with ease. Thirsts were quenched.

Three men posing for a selfie at night on Pub Street, showcasing vibrant neon lights and a bustling street scene in the background.
Unsure what sort of businesses were on Pub Street, the gang went to check

(Not so) bright and early the following day, the Da Nang Dunts hit the road to where Angelina Jolie filmed Lara Croft: Tomb Raider at Angkor Wat 25 years earlier.

A person wearing a helmet is sitting on a motorcycle, checking their phone, dressed in a blue shirt and patterned pants, on a street with various buildings and vehicles in the background.
The Dunts’ fearless leader, President Thor

Mirroring ‘The Black Widows’ in Clint Eastwood’s Every Which Way, But Loose, film, the Dunts hit the road and, remarkably, even found their way there.

But first, they took a pit stop.

And then there was Angkor Wat.

At US$62 for a three-day pass to the Angkor Archaeological Park, it’s not overly expensive, but considering the Dunts could’ve purchased 31 cocktails each, at happy hour, for the same price, splashing out that much was not a decision made lightly.

Four young girls dressed in traditional attire are gathered in an ancient temple setting, with two girls sitting on steps, one girl adjusting her clothing, and two girls standing closely together, one looking at a phone.
Local young girls there for their own photo shoot

Three men posing for a selfie with ancient temple ruins in the background, greenery visible in the distance.
One of The Da Nang Dunts’ promotionals posters

A vibrant sunset over a temple complex, featuring intricate architecture with tall spires, surrounded by lush greenery and a reflective body of water in the foreground.
A local artist’s painting, remaining to this day, rolled up somewhere unknown

Close-up of a soda can with a tab and condensation on the surface.
Old school beer can tab

Whatever day of the year it was, it just so happened to be one of the 365 days of the year that Pub Street was open.

It would’ve been rude of the Dunts not to return and support the Cambodian economy.

The Dunts don’t like being rude so they supported the Cambodian economy very, very, very well.

But first, one must prepare with food, pool beers and pulling faces.

At $2 a cocktail, the Dunts had never felt richer.

Rather than try a drink, the Dunts tried all of them and still came away with cash in their pockets.

The Dunts love Pub Street!

Three men posing for a selfie at a rooftop location with a vibrant cityscape in the background, featuring colorful lights and busy streets.

On Pub Street, one can enjoy a drink at an outside bar, while people-watching and having a fish pedicure. That’s Doctor Fish (Garra Rufa) eating away the dead skin.

The Dunts dig all that stuff but they did not want to be responsible for the fish dying, so went to bars without the fish-eating-feet experience.

It may have been around this time, or maybe a little later, that the Dunts came to the conclusion that late at night in Siem Reap, weird things can happen.

Three men smiling and posing for a selfie at night, with colorful lights and a bustling scene in the background.
Sometimes late at night, Thor has itchy nipples

A man standing next to a colorful rooster statue, wearing a grey shirt and patterned pants, with flip-flops on a tiled floor.
Sometimes late at night, Member finds random cocks to play with

A man holding a microphone while sitting in a colorful, lively setting with decorative items and a backdrop featuring artwork.
Sometimes late at night, Member impersonates strangled cats

Two men in a colorful bar setting, one sitting and looking serious while the other playfully leans in behind him, holding a drink.
Sometimes late at night, Member gives Sarge sexy looks while Thor licks his lips and cuddles Member

And possibly… very probably, in fact, the weirdest thing that happened late that night in Siem Reap, was on the way home.

The Dunts stopped off for one last beer at a pop-up trolley bar, somewhere unknown.

A free, very weird, live sex show thing unfolded before the Dunts’ now blurry eyes.

The Dunts didn’t want anything to do with this exhibition.

They even felt embarrassed just being there.

So they took some photos.

Because seriously, who on earth wears a sun hat at night?

With hard-core motorbikes hired and more famous ruins yet to be experienced, our night-dwellers, the ones with penises but without sunhats, became day-dwellers venturing out to the ancient stone temples once again.

Doing their Easy Rider thing, the Dunts putted throughout the Angkor Archaeological Park, taking in…

Ta Prohm…

Bayon Temple…

Ancient temple ruins surrounded by lush trees and palm trees, with a misty sky in the background.
Three men wearing helmets pose for a selfie while on scooters, with ancient temple ruins visible in the background surrounded by trees.

Preah Khan Temple…

A person wearing a maroon cap is taking a selfie inside a stone structure, holding a hand in a gesture above their head. The background shows other visitors and stone walls.
View through a stone archway leading to a temple tower, featuring intricate carvings and a pathway of weathered stone slabs.
A man posing inside a historical temple, holding his hand up as if supporting a glowing light above a stone structure. The temple features ancient stone walls and several tourists in the background.

And, amongst others, the South Gate of Angkor Thom

Historic stone gate with faces carved into it, surrounded by trees, with a motorcycle passing through.
Very cool

Some before and afters…

Another…

A spotted black and white chicken standing on dirt near discarded plastic bottles and debris.
Before
A row of whole chickens being roasted on a spit over an open flame, with a shiny, golden-brown skin.
After

And yet another before and after…

With one final night in Siem Reap, the three scallywags did what they do best, eating…

And, drinking…

A close-up of a wrapped sugar packet with the text 'Ultimate Sugar' and an expiration code 'EXP040270' printed on it, placed on a woven surface.
1970 may be an expiry date for some Cambodian sugar, but for others, its President Thor’s birth year, so is therefore, wonderful

Cambodia was great, but it’s not natural to hold bikie gangs like the Da Nang Dunts down for long.

So they did the Rolling Stone thing and found a plane to take them north to a neighbouring Laos.

An airplane is parked at an airport gate during twilight, with ground crew loading baggage onto the aircraft. Mountains are visible in the background.
Farewell Cambodia

So it’s Lea heuy to Cambodia and Sabaidee to Laos.

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