Dilan gets a bird (part three)

Over the next week we all grew to love Guava.

Guava was a very nice bird.

Unfortunately, on the seventh day Guava flew into a ceiling fan.

Also very unfortunately, that ceiling fan was swirling around very fast.

Guava is no longer with us.

Guava died a very quick death.

We were all very sad losing Guava.

Guava was the saddest though.

Guava now lives in a shoe box tomb under a tree in our back yard.

In a moment of grieving weakness we decided to buy Dilan a new bird.

That was a very foolish decision.

The new bird is called Bird.

Bird isn’t like Guava.

Bird is a cunt!