Dilan gets a bird (part one)

The following is a true story.

Dilan: Can I get a bird, Dad?

Me: Nup.

Dilan: But they are sooo cute, Dad.

Me: I dont give a shit.

Dilan: Pleeeaaase, Dad.

Me: No man. Shut up and leave me alone.

Repeat x 10.

Go to work.

Dilan: Can I get a bird, Mum?

Marjana: Ok.

Come home from work.

Now own bird called Guava.

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