Woodstock’s blog because Fuck Facebook

Welcome to my new (and first personal) blog that I have been meaning to start for many years.

A warning to start though…

I swear like a motherfuck and my favourite word is ‘cunt’…

Unrelated, but while I’m on the subject of favourite words; ‘moist’ is my second favourite word and it’s not even anything to do with the word ‘cunt’… It just sounds nice.

I’m not a fan of political correctness…

No doubt, I’ll say things that will offend fluffy cunts…

I can be a funny cunt even if my humour is kinda sick…

There are a few reasons for finally having the motivation, or more so the momentum to follow through and actually make this happen.

• My first wife was recently diagnosed with cancer and our lives have changed massively.
• I love to write.
• I’ve been doing Facebook updates about my wife’s situation in my own special spastic way (you will soon work out that ‘spastic’ is another of my favourite words).
• On an unrelated post, Facebook put me in Facebook jail and banned me for 24 hours for saying ‘Fucken Mexicans’ and it really pissed me off.
• I say heaps worse things than calling someone south of the border, a Mexican, so I hope to take away the controlling Big Brother power that prevents me from saying what I think. I ain’t some terrorist cunt or sick paedophile fuck but without doubt, I’d upset some lefty cunts on Facebook who’d inevitably ban me again.

So with that in mind, I will get this first blog posted so that I can then copy and paste my previous Facebook posts as a bit of a catch up and will go forward from there.

Not all blogs will be related to my First Wife’s battle with cancer but you’ll work it out.

Cheers

Woodstock