#29 Gifts for my first wife

Whoever would’ve thought I could improve on 20`19’s Valentine’s Day gift? Certainly not I, and yet the following year in 2020, I did just that.

You are very welcome, wife!

For those that can’t tell, this is a lettuce.

#28 Gifts for my first wife

Although the wrapping skills displayed in this pic do not exemplify the exquisite intricate detail displayed in some of my other wrappings, the gift itself was very much appreciated.

Some have even called me a (shit) stirrer which nicely compliments this stirring implement.

Christmas 2019 was indeed a massive year for my first wife.

#24 Gifts for my first wife

Gifted to the first wife on the last day of November, 2019, I gave her permission to unwrap these two stunning gifts early.

Yes the wrapping paper is a little Christmassy but sometimes Christmas does come early.

#21 Gifts for my first wife

Unlike the vast majority of Gifts for my First Wife, this gift had to be unwrapped and not wrapped before presenting to my first wfie.

Yes, it’s an Ikea kitchen, or at least part of one.

Because it’s from Ikea, after unwrapping it then had to be jigsaw puzzled back together… pure yayness right there, I tell ya.

This gift is from back in October 2016 and once I actually get to put a splashback on this, I can then call it complete.

#15 Gifts for my first wife

My word, the year 2017 was indeed a massive year for my first wife!

Yet another Christmas gift for her to jump for joy over.

Guesses as to what this actually was were mostly way off although one particular cuzzie picked it straight away.

Educated guesses anyone…?

Clue: not a carrot