I imagine my first wife felt like a queen after receiving whatever it was that was underneath this gold coloured wrapping.
For some, 2020 may not have been a great year. For the first wife who received this gift however, any COVID negativity becomes irrelevant upon receiving such a positive gift.
Whoever would’ve thought I could improve on 20`19’s Valentine’s Day gift? Certainly not I, and yet the following year in 2020, I did just that.
You are very welcome, wife!
Although the wrapping skills displayed in this pic do not exemplify the exquisite intricate detail displayed in some of my other wrappings, the gift itself was very much appreciated.
Some have even called me a (shit) stirrer which nicely compliments this stirring implement.
Christmas 2019 was indeed a massive year for my first wife.
The second of two forms of transport gifted to my first wife in 2019.
This uses substantially more fuel but admittedly is a comfier ride than the broom.
This was one of two forms of transport I gifted my first wife in 2019.
It’s a modern day (strawless) version, and admittedly is not particularly aerodynamic compared to the original versions piloted by witches.
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