It’s true, my first wife swims like a rock. A very large heavy rock to be precise.
With that being the case, back in 2017 I figured a good birthday present would be a scuba diving course because it’s an underwater thing and anything that sinks like a large heavy rock would be a natural at the bottom of the ocean.
I did make a public disclaimer at the start though that if she did drown (which she obviously didn’t) that I wasn’t the murdering type.
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