#18 Gifts for my first wife

The year 2018 included fantastic gifts, some of which could not be wrapped…. like concerts.

Took the first wife to see Bryan Adams (at her request I might add).

Took the first wife to see The Rocky Horror Show (my choice of course).

Plus, our eldest Devil Spawn’s (Kodi) band Victor Bravo released their very first music video to compliment all these musical gifts for my first wife over the year 2018.

Watching ya kids do what they love is a gift in itself and as ‘underground’ as this vid was way back when, y’all can watch it here… https://fb.watch/58ukpkyeWp/

Back to the real gift wrappings soon.

#17 Gifts for my first wife

Everyone loves Christmas but I’m pretty sure that back in 2018, nobody in all the world loved Christmas as much as my first wife did.

If you don’t believe that, just check out the look of absolute glee on Marjana’s face when she first saw the gifts with her name on them.

#16 Gifts for my first wife

It’s true, my first wife swims like a rock. A very large heavy rock to be precise.

With that being the case, back in 2017 I figured a good birthday present would be a scuba diving course because it’s an underwater thing and anything that sinks like a large heavy rock would be a natural at the bottom of the ocean.

I did make a public disclaimer at the start though that if she did drown (which she obviously didn’t) that I wasn’t the murdering type.

Might be hard to believe but she didn’t need the help of a weighted belt to make her sink

#15 Gifts for my first wife

My word, the year 2017 was indeed a massive year for my first wife!

Yet another Christmas gift for her to jump for joy over.

Guesses as to what this actually was were mostly way off although one particular cuzzie picked it straight away.

Educated guesses anyone…?

Clue: not a carrot

#14 Gifts for my first wife

Flowing on from the previous post from Christmas 2017, here is yet more evidence as to the efforts I go to in spoiling my first wife.

Christmas in the year 2017 was obviously such a joyous occasion for lil’ ol’ wifey aye.

The intricate curves and finely tuned creases are a piece of art.