Back in 2017 I gave our dog Bella a mean as bone.
She loves me heaps!
I ain’t sure my first wife loves Bella heaps though.
Being a good little Croatian wifey, Marjana was trying to grow some lavender in a little pot plant.
We got us a massive backyard with heaps of cool hidy-hole spots but that don’t mean shit to Bella.
Ain’t no cooler hidy-hole spot than a juvenile lavender plant, reckons Bella.
Lavender dug out.
Bone dug in good and proper… and real real deep.
In Bella’s defence though lavender is actually a perennial herb and could potentially improve an old rotten bone’s flavour somewhat.
Plus, nobody actually witnessed Bella removing the lavender so is she even really guilty? Oh, I dunno, you tell me…
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