Tag: cancer sucks

#4 Operation done – send beer

The surgeon dude just called to say he finished my first wife’s operation and is happy with the outcome.

He gave me a pretty detailed run down and when she wakes up tomorrow I’ll chat with her about what she wants said and will update more then… but it was a positive conversation had with the surgeon (who I think she would fall in love with if she wasn’t married to me, aye Marjana).

Thank you again to everyone who cares and there are fucking heaps of you, man. Thank you to those that prayed. Thank you to those that sent food, flowers and the likes. Thank you for just being good cunts in our lives.

Send beer! 😉

#3 The response is overwhelming

Update as to Marjana’s current situation…

Chemo portal insertion operation done yesterday.

Colonoscopy done this morning.

Results weren’t real awesome to be honest and as such my first wife is now in Sunnybank Private Hospital to have bowel surgery at 4pm.

The surgeon said things have lined up almost perfectly because we have top cover private health insurance she is able to get things done ASAP.

There are of course still out of pocket expenses of course but worth the years of investment now.

Quote of the day…

Surgeon: Your private health cover is now giving you a return for all your years of investment.

Me: Fuck man, its the investment in this sheila I married that I need the return on now.

Surgeon laughed like fuck as did the first wife when I told her.

Seriously man, thank you so much for all the people who have reached out in various ways to help. It’s amazing!

#fuckcancer #fuckyoucancer #CancerIsACunt #ilovemyfirstwife #thankyouforyoursupport

#2 Wow

Wow! What a response to last night’s cancer post with well over 200 comments, private messages and phone calls!

Cancer is fucked but the world is not, as evidenced by each and every comment… and the numerous cancer survival stories we received.

Both my first wife and I have cried more because of people’s good will and messages of support than we have over the fact Marjana actually has cancer. Seriously man, the love is overwhelming!

I won’t mention names because it’s not a competition but some have already gone above and beyond with your support. You’re a bunch of good cunts and I love you, man!

#1 You have cancer

As a cop, I know better than most that life can change in the blink of an eye.

Less that two weeks ago our life was normal, even with me being the spastic I am.

On Tuesday however, this sheila who I fondly call my first wife was diagnosed with bowel cancer that is also in her liver.

Fuck cancer. Cancer is a cunt!

Most of you would know I love to take the piss out of my first wife and I’m not saying I will stop because it makes her laugh, like it does me.

But this week will be massive for us as we start a journey of chemo, procedures and heaps of other shit, that many others have battled too.

Seeing an oncologist tomorrow, chemo portal insertion on Tuesday and colonoscopy Wednesday so our lives will not be the same from now on I guess, but here’s to hoping.

I actually growled Marjana a couple days ago because I travelled the world over hunting for my perfect match and now find out she aint perfect because she’s got that cunty cancer disease… but I still love my first wife 😉❤

#ilovemyfirstwife #fuckcancer

Supporting our boy playing school rugby

Woodstock’s blog because Fuck Facebook

Welcome to my new (and first personal) blog that I have been meaning to start for many years.

A warning to start though…

I swear like a motherfuck and my favourite word is ‘cunt’…

Unrelated, but while I’m on the subject of favourite words; ‘moist’ is my second favourite word and it’s not even anything to do with the word ‘cunt’… It just sounds nice.

I’m not a fan of political correctness…

No doubt, I’ll say things that will offend fluffy cunts…

I can be a funny cunt even if my humour is kinda sick…

There are a few reasons for finally having the motivation, or more so the momentum to follow through and actually make this happen.

  • My first wife was recently diagnosed with cancer and our lives have changed massively.
  • I love to write.
  • I’ve been doing Facebook updates about my wife’s situation in my own special spastic way (you will soon work out that ‘spastic’ is another of my favourite words).
  • On an unrelated post, Facebook put me in Facebook jail and banned me for 24 hours for saying ‘Fucken Mexicans’ and it really pissed me off.
  • I say heaps worse things than calling someone south of the border, a Mexican, so I hope to take away the controlling Big Brother power that prevents me from saying what I think. I ain’t some terrorist cunt or sick paedophile fuck but without doubt, I’d upset some lefty cunts on Facebook who’d inevitably ban me again.

So with that in mind, I will get this first blog posted so that I can then copy and paste my previous Facebook posts as a bit of a catch up and will go forward from there.

Not all blogs will be related to my First Wife’s battle with cancer but you’ll work it out.

Cheers

Woodstock

The weekend spent after the surgeon said to enjoy the weekend because our lives will never be the same.