Just got off phone with our surgeon, who for the record is a good cunt. Found out that today is also his birthday so happy birthday to you Dr Peter Yuide 👏👏👏 If anyone ever meets him, please buy him some piss.
He’s happy that my first wife’s recovery is tracking along very nicely and she continues to improve.
Had a spew this morning and also farted.
He thinks the spew was nausea because of the medication but I know her better than him and thinking her spew was probably the result of her fart.
And your Quote of the Day;
Me: You said the rumour was larger than a tennis ball but what does it actually look like?
Surgeon: To be honest mate, its fucken ugly.
Me: So kinda like my head.
Laughter 
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Me: Where the tumour now mate? Like do we get to bring it home to plant in the garden and piss on it?
Surgeon: Nah mate, its in a lab being checked so her medication can be specific to her.
Me: Well today is my birthday mate so your phone call is good news so thank you.
Surgeon: Ha well happy birthday to you mate and its also my birthday too.
Me: Fuck man, you were already a good cunt and having the same birthday as me proves it. I know half a dozen people who share the same birthday as me and every single one of them is a real good cunt mate, so well done and happy birthday to you.
Laughter
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