Spoke to my first wife couple times today and she’s had better days (fuck man, a week ago every day was better, I guess).
Marjana is feeling tired and waiting on the last tick to come through before she gets to come home and that’s a big fat shit, which is still missing.
I’d offer to cover that for her like I do her speeding tickets but don’t think it’s gunna help much.
Our surgeon just phoned and it doesn’t look like she’ll be coming home tomorrow because of it.
Probably going to do a scan to check the bowel hasn’t twisted or some other funky thing going on 
But like I told her, it’s better she stays in hospital until she comes home with no complications… both her and our sugeon Peter agreed. Brainy cunt aye 
I finally succumbed to the mrs nagging about cleaning the house and had our cool neighbours Sam and Marty Barrett come over… or at least Sam as her cleaning skills are expert level and Dilan, Kodi and I are kinda feral. Happy now wife?
On a postive though (and it’s a fucking massive positive), the oncologist has reported back that the tumours are a variety that should respond well to treatment.
Quote of the Day:
Surgeon: We’ll probably keep her in hospital for a couple days yet mate to run some more tests.
Me: Nah all good mate. Better she’s sorted properly before she comes home and the kitchen will still be here for her whether it’s tomorrow or whenever.
Laughter 
Surgeon: The pathology report has come back on the tumours and the oncologist said they are a weak type.
Me: Oh, so like the Wallabies then?
Surgeon: Hahahaha, actually, I’ll have to give you that one mate.
Laughter
Thanks for the calls and messages today to both me and the first wife. It really does mean so much and makes a difference.
Even me ol’ mate Biggles came down from Sunny Coast to drink piss with me ‘cos I was thirsty.
Finally, I see Kimberley Winslow GoFundMe page for Marjana has achieved it’s target and once Marjana is back home we will respond accordingly but for now if I could again just say thank you and it’s an absolute massive effort.
Marjana cried today when she saw the amount. It had reached. Each and everyone of you, I consider a good cunt. Once we get through this initial hiccup I look forward to hosting a feed or gathering or something as a show of our appreciation.
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