As a cop, I know better than most that life can change in the blink of an eye.
Less that two weeks ago our life was normal, even with me being the spastic I am.
On Tuesday however, this sheila who I fondly call my first wife was diagnosed with bowel cancer that is also in her liver.
Fuck cancer. Cancer is a cunt!
Most of you would know I love to take the piss out of my first wife and I’m not saying I will stop because it makes her laugh, like it does me.
But this week will be massive for us as we start a journey of chemo, procedures and heaps of other shit, that many others have battled too.
Seeing an oncologist tomorrow, chemo portal insertion on Tuesday and colonoscopy Wednesday so our lives will not be the same from now on I guess, but here’s to hoping.
I actually growled Marjana a couple days ago because I travelled the world over hunting for my perfect match and now find out she aint perfect because she’s got that cunty cancer disease… but I still love my first wife 😉❤
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